No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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