Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
The ass gains better be worth it
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