We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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