I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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