You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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