You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she peed on how many people?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I AM VODKA MAN
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
