hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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