Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize
