You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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