i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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