We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I'm really busy with my period
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