I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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