talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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