We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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