Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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