they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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