Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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