Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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