hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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