I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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