I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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