Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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