do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she peed on how many people?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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