1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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