I think i sorta joined a cult last night
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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