I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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