Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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