I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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