People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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