your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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