we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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