I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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