belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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