It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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