$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I yelled at your uterus for you.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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