I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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