For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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