ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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