I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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