Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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