if i died would you start the facebook group?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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