Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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