We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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