Swine flu. Run for my life!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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