so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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