Fine. I'll sleep in my office
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Text me some of your sweat
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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