I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I want her autograph on my taint
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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