we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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