There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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