Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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